Pirate Zombies

On December 14, 2009, in Species, by Mers
Pirate Zombie

Pirate Zombie

 

Pirate zombies were pirates who were once lost at sea. They have spent a lot of time rotting underwater and are therefore very soggy and grey looking. Usually they have been brought to life because somebody has disturbed their treasure and they will stop at nothing to get it back. If you encounter a pirate zombie the best thing to do is run as they are very difficult to stop unless you give their treasure back. Do not challenge one to a sword fight because you will not win. Do not try to use fire on them because they are still too soggy to burn. Usually people get into trouble because they are too greedy to give up the treasure. They think they might be able to just kill the zombie and keep the treasure. This is not the best tactic and has brought upon many deaths. My advice is to simply try to find their treasure as soon as possible and return it to the zombie. The zombie will then be able to go back to into the ocean to rest leaving you in peace.  

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