This manual looks rather interesting because it will teach you how to fight against the living dead and give you tips on what to look out for, how to move, etc. It will even go over certain exercises that will help you keep fit in order to be ready for a zombie attack. I agree that it is important to stay fit, especially in case of a zombie epidemic. Just imagine if there is an outbreak and you’re not at home. You can’t always have your shotgun arsenal nearby. What other weapon can you just pick up and use? What kind of weapons are most effective and what if there is no weapon nearby? What kind of attacks will work against a zombie? Do NOT rely on your Karate or Tae Kwon Do. We all know you are no Chuck Norris. Plus, moves that work against a human will not necessarily work against a zombie. For one, a zombie can’t feel pain and you can’t stun a zombie. Also, even if you are able to dismember one they will not stop coming after you. This combat manual will not be released until April 6, 2010 but you can still pre-order it from Amazon if you’d like.
Do you often wonder if there actually was a zombie apocalypse if you would survive? I know a lot of people like to think they would. If you’re pretty sure that you would be killed then how long would it take? Would you become one of the undead or would your best friend be able to shoot you before you turned? Here is a little chart that will help you figure out what would happen to you. Unfortunately most of these scenarios end up in you being dead which seems like a pretty accurate result being in a zombie apocalypse and all. Be brave and follow the chart to uncover your fate.
Don’t be afraid to share your heart with someone you love this year. This cherry flavored gummy heart actually bleeds when you eat it. Mmmm oooey gooey delicous blood. What a perfect gift for your sweetheart. (get it, get it?!) It even comes with an extra vail of blood in case you didn’t get enough in the heart.
If you don’t think he or she will like the mess of the bloody heart you may want to opt for the plush pulsating heart. This adorable plush actually beats and pulsates when you squeeze it. You will be sure to win over your Valentine’s heart with this one. (I am on a roll with the puns here!)
Both of these items are available at ThinkGeek.com. Don’t delay in ordering. You want them to get here in time for V-day! Otherwise there will be blood to pay! (oh boy)
Do you want to get someone an extra special Valentine this year? These Valentine cards are very unique and will win over the heart of that certain someone. What do most girls say when they talk about what they try to find in a man? A sense of humour of course! (Um, and that other thing.) Anyways … The art is simplistic yet effective and the writing is funny. They are made by Dane Ault a comic book artist and the copy is written by Ashlie Hammond. They are all $3 plus shipping. It’s not just Valentines cards. They have Birthday cards and such. Check more out here: http://monkeyminionpress.com/products-page/zombie-greeting-cards/
A friend sent me a link to this trailer for a new animated zombie movie. It looks quite impressive. The animation has a cartoonish feel but also dark and grungy. I think this could really freak you out once you get into it. Plus, the way they did the blood looks really nasty. Hopefully we will be seeing this movie come out in the future and I’d like to suggest they also do it in 3D. That would be awesome to see the blood flying at you in 3D. Ahhh one can only hope.
Mers : I cannot wait for Resident Evil in 3D. I just saw the preview and it looks badass!
Mers : please send me zombie information or tips via the contact page. It could end up saving lives. Thank you!
Mers : MORE BRAINS!!!
Mers : Happy Friday!!
Guest_1468 : I was searching for @WausauLoner and found this. That zombie survival tale is much richer! And it's a more serious take on the whole thing.
Mers : You can bug me personally too LAWL
JV : I sent you something, Mers
JV : No! I like bugging you personally like through IM!
Mers : Hi People, Let me know if you have any zombie info via the "contact" page. Thanx!
rolex : good
Mers : somebody call 411 zombies fires burning in the graveyard woah !
Mers : call 411 Tyler!
Tyler martin : just got bit this bight HURTS!!!
Tyler martin : OH god they are in my room too!!!! I am gonna DIE!!!!
Tyler martin : CRAAAAP
Tyler martin : zombies are ding dong dicthing my house
Tyler martin : asshole
Tyler martin : shut up
scary chicken : hi assholes
Mister Cheif : DUDE!!!!!! be carful odst floodman
ODST Floodman : she is in my closet
Mers : I suppose I should put those under "species"
Guest_41 : then don`t shine a light on her or talk to her
Mers : ugh. I'm sorry!
ODST Floodman : Tere A Wicth in my house!!!!
ODST Floodman : *BARF*
ODST Floodman : *GAG*
Guest_41 : oh and i forgot about the charger
Guest_41 : the boomer is 1 of 5 special zombies teres a wicth a hunter a smoker and a jokey
Mers : just chillin and eatin brains
JV : What's goin on zombies?
Mers : I didn't go but Amy posted about it when it happenned!
JV : You missed that Zombie Art Walk in LA last Valentine's day I sent you the info.
I sent you the info.