Zombie Jerky

On August 27, 2010, in Shopping, Survival, by Mers

I really didn’t need to see this this morning while perusing Facebook. I already wasn’t feeling that well. Then when i saw this the thought of eating zombie meat made my liver quiver. I looked closer and realized it was green. I am thoroughly disgusted and can’t see how anyone could eat zombie meat. I’m gonna barf now. This product will be available soon and is brought to you by Harco Laboratories. Yes, this is by the same people that brought you the infamous “Zombie Blood”. The makers of this product assured us that if you eat Zombie meat you are not considered a cannibal. Somehow this doesn’t make me feel any better. All in all I consider this a great present to get your worst enemy!

 

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