Boomer Zombie

The Boomer zombie is one of the most disgusting of zombies. I would avoid this zombie at all costs. He can throw up on you from a distance and he may explode if you shoot him so be careful. He is full of methane gas. Your best bet with him is to run or to shoot him from a safe distance. Watch out for his projectile vomit as it is very acidic and can do damage to you. If it gets in your eyes it will greatly blur your vision. He is a slow zombie and not very strong but his size gives him strength and his ability to produce vast amounts of methane gas makes him very flammable and gross. Use caution around open flames.

Danger Rating: Gross

A demonic zombie is very frightening because it is a corpse that was reanimated by a demonic force of hell. This zombie will do the evil bidding of the demonic entity that summoned him. It has eyes that glow red with the fires of hell. It has immense power and has the ability to throw hellfire at its enemies. It will stop at nothing and feels no pain. Because its reanimation is powered by hell, destroying the brain will not stop it.  This is the most dangerous of zombies. It gets the maximum of five brains. I don’t have any information on how to stop this species of zombie. Please let me know if anyone has anymore information out there. Thank you!

Danger Rating of 5 brains!

A graveyard zombie

Fresh from the graveyard these zombies are usually older and more decayed than other zombie species. They reak of rotting flesh and have spots of skin eaten away by hungry maggots. Something reanimates them from the grave (possibly some military bio-technology experiment gone wrong) and they dig their way up to the surface. Once they have risen from the grave they wander the graveyard in search of fresh brains. This kind of zombie is in immense pain since their body is decaying. The only thing that will make them feel better is eating brains and they will search far and wide for them. They start out in the cemetary but will wander into nearby neighborhoods in search of brains. They are not very smart and therefore can be tricked or distracted. They are attracted to any noises they hear because they think that might mean there are brains nearby. Defeat them by destroying or seperating the brain from the body. Shotguns are very effective against them. Just shoot for the brain. This however, will not be effective if their is a large horde of them. This zombie species gets 3.5 brains out of 5 for it’s danger rating.

Danger Rating = 3.5 brains (oh yes, there will be blood)

I can has brains?

In my opinion, cats are just plain creepy to begin with. Turn one into a zombie and it’s really gross! You get a stinky mangy ugly looking zombie cat. Zombie cats have the ability to spread infection and cause a lot of scrape-age to your body. They are very aggressive and attack anything that moves. They will wait in a dark corner and jump out at you when you last expect it making a screeching sound and freaking you out. If you get bitten or scratched you will be infected so do your best to avoid these zombies. Another danger is that these can look almost like a normal cat. Pay attention to aggressive behavior. This can tip you off right away. Also there eyes can get a strange yellow quality to them and pay attention to blood! If the cat has blood spots on it’s body it may have died and come back as a zombie. The blood may have come from the cat itself when it died or from animals or humans it has attacked since it became a zombie. Either way it should clue you in that there is something wrong. It’s important to stay alert and pay attention to these signs. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Too many times people ignore these signs and end up infected. The cat zombie gets two and a half brains for it’s danger factor. It’s more dangerous than a zombie rat or a baby zombie.

Rat Zombie

These disgusting foul creatures infest dark corners and wall space in buildings. They are aggressive and will attack if they notice you. The zombification process somehow does not effect the rats speed. Because of their size they are less dangerous than most other zombies. However, their ability to infect makes them a real threat. I give zombie rats 2 brains for their danger rating.

Danger Rating = 2 out of 5 brains

A Voodoo Zombie and his Boker

A voodoo zombie is a zombie that was created by an evil boker which is a kind of witch doctor. The boker creates a zombie to punish a person or just to have a personal slave they can use to do their bidding. The boker uses a darker side of the religion voodou to create the zombie. With that being said, not all voodou is dark. See this post for more information on the history of voodou and zombies. A voodoo zombie is slow  moving and not the sharpest tool in the shed. Therefore you should be able to trick one fairly easily. There is usually just one or two in a village so it’s not like there is a big threat of hordes. A voodoo zombie is interesting because it may have some memory of it’s human life, however, this is a faint and abstract concept to it and keep in mind it has to do whatever the boker wills it to. So, even if it remembers you from when it was alive it may still have to kill you because that’s what the boker wants it to do. They are slow but strong and it’s boker may ask it to attack at the most opportune moments (such as while sleeping.) Therefore, I give the Voodoo Zombie three and a half brains for it’s danger rating.

Danger Rating = 3.5 brains (oh yes, there will be blood)

A fat bloated mutant zombie with Toe-nticals.

A mutant zombie was transformed into a mutant either by genetic engineering or maybe a toxic waste spill. There are many possibilities as to the look and powers these zombies can possess. Some may be able to walk on ceilings or some may even be able to fly! They could have some memory of being a human left but most of the time they don’t or it is severly repressed. These are usually powerful zombies once they  have completed their transformation stage. During the transformation, however, they are susceptible to attack. In general, mutant zombies are aggressive and fast. This makes them one of the more dangerous types of zombies to deal with. Many times they will have regenerative powers so if you cut an appendage off it may grow back! Don’t underestimate a mutant zombie. It’s hard to tell what kind of attack they will try next. It is this unpredictability that makes them so dangerous. They can however be stopped by destroying or removing the brain. This zombie gets 4.5 out of 5 brains for danger rating. That’s pretty darned dangerous. Time to start peeing yourself!

Danger Rating 4.5 out of 5. Start Peeing yourself.

The Mummy of Queen Ahmes Nofretari.

 The good news is that since they are so old and dried out a mummy is very brittle. The best way to defeat one is to smash it to bits. Another option is to use fire. Mummies are very afraid of fire and will back away if you have a torch. If you use the torch on them they will burn rather quickly. The other option is to reverse the magical spell which can be rather complicated. In the case of an Ancient Egyptian mummy, the magic spell usually will consist of a curse that a person has received for disturbing the pharoahs tomb. The mummy will be trying to protect the tomb and get revenge in the name of the pharoah. While there may be a way to reverse the spell it will probably involve being able to read heiroglyphs.

I give the mummy zombie 3 brains for the danger rating. They are dangerous and strong but there are some simple ways in which to kill them and on top of that they are pretty slow moving which makes it easy to run from them.

Danger Rating = 3 Brains (pretty scary!)

Yes, they are cute but also deadly. True they’re not as deadly as a full grown zombie but they are still aggressive and will attack if you get too close. Often the mother is the real danger here, even if she is not yet a zombie. She will often try to keep and protect the baby even though it is obviously undead. If this happens you have to decide whether you want to interfere or simply let the mother go about taking care of her zombie baby.  I advise to just mind your own business. Usually the mother has gone completely crazy and will try to kill you if you interfere. After all, if you are in the middle of a zombie epidemic you want to try to keep company with sane people that want to live. Having a crazy person with you will always get you killed. If the mother is maybe your wife or a family member you may want to try to help but be extremely careful. Do not underestimate a mothers wrath! Pay attention and if she is not willing to accept your help then you may just have to leave and hope everything turns out okay for her. (ya right) If you are able to get it away from the mother be careful not to let it bite you. It may have teeth! Dispose of it just like you would a regular zombie. Sorry Zombie baby you only get a half of a brain for your danger rating. 

Danger Rating .50

Pirate Zombie

Pirate zombies were pirates who were once lost at sea. They have spent a lot of time rotting underwater and are therefore very soggy and grey looking. Usually they have been brought to life because somebody has disturbed their treasure and they will stop at nothing to get it back. If you encounter a pirate zombie the best thing to do is run as they are very difficult to stop unless you give their treasure back. Do not challenge one to a sword fight because you will not win. Do not try to use fire on them because they are still too soggy to burn. Usually people get into trouble because they are too greedy to give up the treasure. They think they might be able to just kill the zombie and keep the treasure. This is not the best tactic and has brought upon many deaths. My advice is to simply try to find their treasure as soon as possible and return it to the zombie. The zombie will then be able to go back to into the ocean to rest leaving you in peace.  

Danger Rating: 3.5