ZOMBIENINJAPIRATE
Whats the only thing cooler than a zombie? Well, maybe a ZombieNinjaPirate! I’m trying to imagine the sequence of events that would have to take place to allow a zombie ninja pirate to be made. I guess first and foremost he would need to be a pirate while he was alive. Then I suppose while still alive would decide he also wanted to be a ninja and sail his pirate ship to japan and begin intensive ninja training maybe in exchange for pirate bootie? Then, on one of his ninja missions after already being wounded he came across a horde of hungry zombies! He was barely able to escape but had been bitten in the process. Inevitably, he got turned into a zombie ninja pirate. Well, I guess it could happen. Anyways, Chris Wahl is the artist that designed this t-shirt. I looked through his illustrations and most of his art seems to have a dark and/or sexy style to it. A lot of the art has a comic book feel to it which I love. You can buy this t-shirt and other t-shirts he has designed at Red Bubble. Enjoy your undead, silent, mauradering!
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Pirate Zombie
Pirate zombies were pirates who were once lost at sea. They have spent a lot of time rotting underwater and are therefore very soggy and grey looking. Usually they have been brought to life because somebody has disturbed their treasure and they will stop at nothing to get it back. If you encounter a pirate zombie the best thing to do is run as they are very difficult to stop unless you give their treasure back. Do not challenge one to a sword fight because you will not win. Do not try to use fire on them because they are still too soggy to burn. Usually people get into trouble because they are too greedy to give up the treasure. They think they might be able to just kill the zombie and keep the treasure. This is not the best tactic and has brought upon many deaths. My advice is to simply try to find their treasure as soon as possible and return it to the zombie. The zombie will then be able to go back to into the ocean to rest leaving you in peace.
Danger Rating: 3.5
