Don’t be afraid to share your heart with someone  you love this year. This cherry flavored gummy heart actually bleeds when you eat it. Mmmm oooey gooey delicous blood. What a perfect gift for your sweetheart. (get it, get it?!) It even comes with an extra vail of blood in case you didn’t get enough in the heart.

If you don’t think he or she will like the mess of the bloody heart you may want to opt for the plush pulsating heart. This adorable plush actually beats and pulsates when you squeeze it. You will be sure to win over your Valentine’s heart with this one. (I am on a roll with the puns here!)

Both of these items are available at ThinkGeek.com. Don’t delay in ordering. You want them to get here in time for V-day! Otherwise there will be blood to pay! (oh boy)