If you don’t think he or she will like the mess of the bloody heart you may want to opt for the plush pulsating heart. This adorable plush actually beats and pulsates when you squeeze it. You will be sure to win over your Valentine’s heart with this one. (I am on a roll with the puns here!)

Both of these items are available at ThinkGeek.com. Don’t delay in ordering. You want them to get here in time for V-day! Otherwise there will be blood to pay! (oh boy)

Undying Love

Do you want to get someone an extra special Valentine this year? These Valentine cards are very unique and will win over the heart of that certain someone. What do most girls say when they talk about what they try to find in a man? A sense of humour of course! (Um, and that other thing.) Anyways … The art is simplistic yet effective and the writing is funny. They are made by Dane Ault a comic book artist and the copy is written by Ashlie Hammond. They are all $3 plus shipping. It’s not just Valentines cards. They have Birthday cards and such. Check more out here: http://monkeyminionpress.com/products-page/zombie-greeting-cards/