Nick Frost and Simon Pegg present a zombie hunting and survival guide. Part 1

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg present a zombie hunting and survival guide. Part 2

Nick Frost and Simon Pegg present a zombie hunting and survival guide. Part 3


Here is a fun little song about zombies by Jonathan Coulton.


Feeling low on energy? Try some zombie blood! It always gives you that extra boost you need to get through the morning. Of course, It has been filtered to be mutagen and virus free so it wont actually turn you into a zombie. It comes in it’s own transfusion style bag. This special item is brought to you by the geniuses at Think Geek. All this bloody goodness will is available at 1 pack for $4.99 or 4 packs for $15.99. Just be grateful they’re asking for American Dollars not blood in exchange for these tasty treats.

Epic Zombie Game

Seriously they need to make this for Facebook. They tease you by letting people publish their adventures on their farm to Facebook but it’s not available to play on Facebook! It’s an app that I’ve seen a bunch of my friends playing that is only available for your iPod Touch or iPhone and it look so cool! The only problem is I don’t have a fancy iPod Touch or iPhone! I knew I should have gotten an iPhone when I renewed my phone plan. DAMMIT why am I so cheap?! Plus, my iPod is an old school shuffle. This is one of those times when I wish I had put in the little extra money. Oh well, maybe they will one day come out for this on Facebook or somewhere, anywhere! Has anyone out there been playing this game? Leave me comments and tell me how it is so I can be bitter with jealously.

In this game you will be able to harvest fresh fruits & vegetables as well as plant corpses to grow your zombie army, watch your zombies wander around your farm and collect different varieties/mutations of zombies and send your armies to attack Old’ McDonnell’s farm.

Source(s): Zombie Farm Facebook Page, Zombie Farm for iPhone, Developers website: The Play Forge

Boomer Zombie

Boomer Zombie

The Boomer zombie is one of the most disgusting of zombies. I would avoid this zombie at all costs. He can throw up on you from a distance and he may explode if you shoot him so be careful. He is full of methane gas. Your best bet with him is to run or to shoot him from a safe distance. Watch out for his projectile vomit as it is very acidic and can do damage to you. If it gets in your eyes it will greatly blur your vision. He is a slow zombie and not very strong but his size gives him strength and his ability to produce vast amounts of methane gas makes him very flammable and gross. Use caution around open flames.

Danger Rating: Gross

Transmission from Zero

Transmission from Zero

This is for those zombie readers out there who aren’t so interested in regency England. The book is NOT intended for the faint of heart. There is lots of bloody, gruesome action in this one. I went on the website and they let you preview the first few pages on there.  I read them and it seems pretty awesome to me so check it out!

WEBSITE —-> Transmission From Zero <—click

Zombie Combat Manual

This manual looks rather interesting because it will teach you how to fight against the living dead and give you tips on what to look out for, how to move, etc. It will even go over certain exercises that will help you keep fit in order to be ready for a zombie attack. I agree that it is important to stay fit, especially in case of a zombie epidemic. Just imagine if there is an outbreak and you’re not at home. You can’t always have your shotgun arsenal nearby. What other weapon can you just pick up and use? What kind of weapons are most effective and what if there is no weapon nearby? What kind of attacks will work against a zombie? Do NOT rely on your Karate or Tae Kwon Do. We all know you are no Chuck Norris. Plus, moves that work against a human will not necessarily work against a zombie. For one, a zombie can’t feel pain and you can’t stun a zombie. Also, even if you are able to dismember one they will not stop coming after you. This combat manual will not be released until April 6, 2010 but you can still pre-order it from Amazon if you’d like.

source: www.amazon.com

 

ZOMBIENINJAPIRATE

ZOMBIENINJAPIRATE

Whats the only thing cooler than a zombie? Well, maybe a ZombieNinjaPirate!  I’m trying to imagine the sequence of events that would have to take place to allow a zombie ninja pirate to be made. I guess first and foremost he would need to be a pirate while he was alive. Then I suppose while still alive would decide he also wanted to be a ninja and sail his pirate ship to japan and begin intensive ninja training maybe in exchange for pirate bootie? Then, on one of his ninja missions after already being wounded he came across a horde of hungry zombies! He was barely able to escape but had been bitten in the process. Inevitably, he got turned into a zombie ninja pirate. Well, I guess it could happen. Anyways, Chris Wahl is the artist that designed this t-shirt.  I looked through his illustrations and most of his art seems to have a dark and/or sexy style to it. A lot of the art has a comic book feel to it which I love. You can buy this t-shirt and other t-shirts he has designed at Red Bubble. Enjoy your undead, silent, mauradering!

Sources: www.redbubble.com, www.gamebetties.com

A graveyard zombie

A graveyard zombie

Fresh from the graveyard these zombies are usually older and more decayed than other zombie species. They reak of rotting flesh and have spots of skin eaten away by hungry maggots. Something reanimates them from the grave (possibly some military bio-technology experiment gone wrong) and they dig their way up to the surface. Once they have risen from the grave they wander the graveyard in search of fresh brains. This kind of zombie is in immense pain since their body is decaying. The only thing that will make them feel better is eating brains and they will search far and wide for them. They start out in the cemetary but will wander into nearby neighborhoods in search of brains. They are not very smart and therefore can be tricked or distracted. They are attracted to any noises they hear because they think that might mean there are brains nearby. Defeat them by destroying or seperating the brain from the body. Shotguns are very effective against them. Just shoot for the brain. This however, will not be effective if their is a large horde of them. This zombie species gets 3.5 brains out of 5 for it’s danger rating.

Danger Rating = 3.5 brains (oh yes, there will be blood)

Cat Zombie

I can has brains?

In my opinion, cats are just plain creepy to begin with. Turn one into a zombie and it’s really gross! You get a stinky mangy ugly looking zombie cat. Zombie cats have the ability to spread infection and cause a lot of scrape-age to your body. They are very aggressive and attack anything that moves. They will wait in a dark corner and jump out at you when you last expect it making a screeching sound and freaking you out. If you get bitten or scratched you will be infected so do your best to avoid these zombies. Another danger is that these can look almost like a normal cat. Pay attention to aggressive behavior. This can tip you off right away. Also there eyes can get a strange yellow quality to them and pay attention to blood! If the cat has blood spots on it’s body it may have died and come back as a zombie. The blood may have come from the cat itself when it died or from animals or humans it has attacked since it became a zombie. Either way it should clue you in that there is something wrong. It’s important to stay alert and pay attention to these signs. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Too many times people ignore these signs and end up infected. The cat zombie gets two and a half brains for it’s danger factor. It’s more dangerous than a zombie rat or a baby zombie.